Best Timeless AFK Excuses

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Atelo
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Best Timeless AFK Excuses

Post by Atelo »

Thought I'd make this thread.. in line with "That's a wipe..." thread. Excuses for going AFK or leaving the raid, either the excuse or the REAL reason.

Reply and I'll edit them into this list.

My personal one:

- Emergency AFK - phone call... (I actually went outside to watch the Fireworks across the lake on Canada Day.)

- AFK, heard a mouse in the kitchen - I then proceeded to shoot it with my pellet gun. This Level 63 elite mouse had been evade bugging my mouse traps for over a month. A single aim shot crit incapacitated him though. Several more shots finished him off.

I like Lishtus' excuse for going AFK when the stitchings in his arm came out, or something like that... bleeding to death, AFK.

- AFK, spilled pepsi on my keyboard

- AFK, mouse batteries are dead
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Post by Dartagn »

Does, "I wasnt really AFK" count?
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Post by Mihito »

I think the spilling of pepsi on the keyboard should techincally go under the "That's a Wipe" thread :P
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Post by Daiji »

This one isn't Timeless so don't edit it in at the top, its from way back in Insurrection.

AFK - My kid just shit on the rug.

oh and Sorry I dissapeared last night, my wife threw the breaker, and when I went down to flip it, she had a pallet made up on the floor and candles lit.
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hmmm

Post by Lishtus »

Daj that had to be Kronster, lol.
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Post by Jedic »

"afk, cut open my foot"

"hows your foot, sojourner?"


"i glued it shut."
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Post by Gunn »

Afk im going to subway i want a footlong in my mouth.
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Post by Sojourner »

hmm Jedic why didnt you just say sojourner, unless some else has cut der foot.
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Post by Crabtech »

"I'm going afk for sex and cookies." is my personal favorite.
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Post by Nightscape »

"Have to go take a shower" ... in the middle of the night....
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