Best Timeless AFK Excuses

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Jedic
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Post by Jedic »

I'm 15, bugger off :(
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I'm in hot pursuit of a prostitute.
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Tahiti
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Post by Tahiti »

lol my batteries really have died in mid raid...
My favorite has to be
"brb...(pause) ahh FUCK it my wife just walked in wearing nothing but our pink leopard handcuffs... AFK 10 min maybe less"
ohh and
"Fuck my wife just caught me d/l more porn... brb restarting comp"
"grinding wife faction.. taking wifes grandmother to mcdonalds for dinner"
i'll try to member more :-0
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Daiji
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Post by Daiji »

Not really an AFK excuse, but when Atelo left that open ended threat at Sojo.

"Sojo if I have to read your name off one more time...."
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Post by Rejar »

Tahiti wrote:... grinding wife faction ...
Hah! Wife faction! If it were only so easy. Faction implies that once you get to exalted, you're done. It's more like wife honor. Honor decays every week so the only way to have a good ranking with the wife is to constantly do the honor grind. The coefficient of decay depends on how high maintenance she is! :)



Non-misogyny notice: This goes for both genders, btw.
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Post by Crabtech »

Rejar wrote:Hah! Wife faction! If it were only so easy. Faction implies that once you get to exalted, you're done. It's more like wife honor. Honor decays every week so the only way to have a good ranking with the wife is to constantly do the honor grind. The coefficient of decay depends on how high maintenance she is! :)



Non-misogyny notice: This goes for both genders, btw.

So if you grind all the way to Grand Marshal/ High Warlord, what is your reward? Epic nookies?
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Post by Rejar »

Just like in WoW, you finally get to use your Epic Weapon, which I am sure your partner will enjoy. And who doesn't want their partner to think of them as a Grand Marshal or High Warlord behind closed doors? :)
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Um... WoW has a time and a place, and for me, the bedroom is not one of them.
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Post by Mihito »

Rejar wrote:Just like in WoW, you finally get to use your Epic Weapon, which I am sure your partner will enjoy. And who doesn't want their partner to think of them as a Grand Marshal or High Warlord behind closed doors? :)
LOL now thats funny shit
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Daiji wrote:Um... WoW has a time and a place, and for me, the bedroom is not one of them.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=691B4GtdlKM
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Post by Smeegil »

AFK, smoke break

come back an hour later

what? it was a cigar smoke break
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