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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:00 pm
by Jedic
I'm 15, bugger off
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:57 pm
by Tahiti
lol my batteries really have died in mid raid...
My favorite has to be
"brb...(pause) ahh FUCK it my wife just walked in wearing nothing but our pink leopard handcuffs... AFK 10 min maybe less"
ohh and
"Fuck my wife just caught me d/l more porn... brb restarting comp"
"grinding wife faction.. taking wifes grandmother to mcdonalds for dinner"
i'll try to member more :-0
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:39 am
by Daiji
Not really an AFK excuse, but when Atelo left that open ended threat at Sojo.
"Sojo if I have to read your name off one more time...."
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:45 am
by Rejar
Tahiti wrote:... grinding wife faction ...
Hah! Wife faction! If it were only so easy. Faction implies that once you get to exalted, you're done. It's more like wife honor. Honor decays every week so the only way to have a good ranking with the wife is to constantly do the honor grind. The coefficient of decay depends on how high maintenance she is!
Non-misogyny notice: This goes for both genders, btw.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:19 am
by Crabtech
Rejar wrote:Hah! Wife faction! If it were only so easy. Faction implies that once you get to exalted, you're done. It's more like wife honor. Honor decays every week so the only way to have a good ranking with the wife is to constantly do the honor grind. The coefficient of decay depends on how high maintenance she is!
Non-misogyny notice: This goes for both genders, btw.
So if you grind all the way to Grand Marshal/ High Warlord, what is your reward? Epic nookies?
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:09 pm
by Rejar
Just like in WoW, you finally get to use your Epic Weapon, which I am sure your partner will enjoy. And who doesn't want their partner to think of them as a Grand Marshal or High Warlord behind closed doors?
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:10 pm
by Daiji
Um... WoW has a time and a place, and for me, the bedroom is not one of them.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:14 pm
by Mihito
Rejar wrote:Just like in WoW, you finally get to use your Epic Weapon, which I am sure your partner will enjoy. And who doesn't want their partner to think of them as a Grand Marshal or High Warlord behind closed doors?
LOL now thats funny shit
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:37 pm
by digix
Daiji wrote:Um... WoW has a time and a place, and for me, the bedroom is not one of them.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=691B4GtdlKM
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:07 pm
by Smeegil
AFK, smoke break
come back an hour later
what? it was a cigar smoke break