by Droad » Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:58 am
Check this out, i asked this GM a really cool question, and he gave me one hell of an answer, i laughed my ass off.
Enjoy~
To [Ekrikanix]: what would happen if Bruce Lee fought Chuck Norris?
<GM>[Ekrikanix] whispers: Well, since Bruce Lee is deceased, I suppose the question more accurately would be, what would happen if Zombie Bruce Lee fought Chuck Norris.
<GM>[Ekrikanix] whispers: Fortunately, the answer really doesn't differ. You've heard of Spontaneous Human Combustion, yes?
To [Ekrikanix]: indeed
<GM>[Ekrikanix] whispers:Chuck Norris would be the first example of Spontaneous Human Liquefaction.
<GM>[Ekrikanix] whispers: Which would probably disappoint Zombie Bruce Lee since there would be no brains left over =(.
To [Ekrikanix]: i see
To [Ekrikanix]: well thank you, that question has plagued my mind for many years
<GM>[Ekrikanix] whispers: I'm glad I could help set your mind at ease, Bladezfury. Of course, this answer changes completely if Chuck Norris is in possession of any of the following items:
<GM>[Ekrikanix] whispers: A cricket bat, shotgun, chainsaw or machete are all premiere zombie fighting items, and may tip the scales in Mr. Norris's favor
<GM>[Ekrikanix] whispers: So, I suppose like many other things, the answer isn't really cut and dry.
To [Ekrikanix]: kinda like blizzards answers to any legit question concerning their game?
To [Ekrikanix]: =D
<GM>[Ekrikanix] whispers: *snicker* I suppose that depends on the question! Thanks for your petition Bladezfury, and thanks again for playing World of Warcraft! I bid you a fond farewell and fair travels.
Sorry i had to type it out, my comp is gay and can't upload Screenshots.
Check this out, i asked this GM a really cool question, and he gave me one hell of an answer, i laughed my ass off.
Enjoy~
To [Ekrikanix]: what would happen if Bruce Lee fought Chuck Norris?
<GM>[Ekrikanix] whispers: Well, since Bruce Lee is deceased, I suppose the question more accurately would be, what would happen if Zombie Bruce Lee fought Chuck Norris.
<GM>[Ekrikanix] whispers: Fortunately, the answer really doesn't differ. You've heard of Spontaneous Human Combustion, yes?
To [Ekrikanix]: indeed
<GM>[Ekrikanix] whispers:Chuck Norris would be the first example of Spontaneous Human Liquefaction.
<GM>[Ekrikanix] whispers: Which would probably disappoint Zombie Bruce Lee since there would be no brains left over =(.
To [Ekrikanix]: i see
To [Ekrikanix]: well thank you, that question has plagued my mind for many years
<GM>[Ekrikanix] whispers: I'm glad I could help set your mind at ease, Bladezfury. Of course, this answer changes completely if Chuck Norris is in possession of any of the following items:
<GM>[Ekrikanix] whispers: A cricket bat, shotgun, chainsaw or machete are all premiere zombie fighting items, and may tip the scales in Mr. Norris's favor
<GM>[Ekrikanix] whispers: So, I suppose like many other things, the answer isn't really cut and dry.
To [Ekrikanix]: kinda like blizzards answers to any legit question concerning their game?
To [Ekrikanix]: =D
<GM>[Ekrikanix] whispers: *snicker* I suppose that depends on the question! Thanks for your petition Bladezfury, and thanks again for playing World of Warcraft! I bid you a fond farewell and fair travels.
Sorry i had to type it out, my comp is gay and can't upload Screenshots.