by Eadres » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:42 am
Hezz wrote:A big /moo from a special farmer/bovine visitor. Do ya think if I use my World Enlarger I'll be able to pass off as a dwarf and get in? I'm about the right shape for a dwarf with that thing!
It has been my experience, as a real life farmer and rancher, that cattle that use engineering devices to try to pass themselves off as a dwarf fail miserably. This is only due to the fact that dwarves smell worse than cows, and generally have more of a problem with lice and ticks.
[quote="Hezz"]A big /moo from a special farmer/bovine visitor. Do ya think if I use my World Enlarger I'll be able to pass off as a dwarf and get in? I'm about the right shape for a dwarf with that thing! :P[/quote]
It has been my experience, as a real life farmer and rancher, that cattle that use engineering devices to try to pass themselves off as a dwarf fail miserably. This is only due to the fact that dwarves smell worse than cows, and generally have more of a problem with lice and ticks.