Keep picking against UCLA...please. Really just keep telling me how they are going to lose. You are one of the best reverse jinxs I have ever found. I swear you are the kiss of death for every team you pick to win.
So if you could write a personal letter to John Wooden telling him that UCLA will get trounced in the championship game. Heckel Ben Howland at the hotel. Please go to Indianapolis, get a gator costume and work the sideline at the game. I need all of you anti-anti mojo for this one.