Man from the future tries to sabotage CERN

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Man from the future tries to sabotage CERN

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http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arr ... -49305387/

This bothers me...Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
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Chardo wrote:http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arr ... -49305387/

This bothers me...Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

I always knew there was something evil and mysterious about Mountain Dew.

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stoppiing supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines.
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I like the part where he says "The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

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"Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender. "

Hmmm Did he look something like this:

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