Jes, there is many bullshit.
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Jes, there is many bullshit.
Jes, there is many bullshit.
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
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I think I may have told this one on vent before, if so I'm sorry.
My buddy walks up to me in a bar and says "Two roosters are sitting on a fence... How many feet do they have?".
I answer him, "Four."
He asks back "How many eyes do they have?"
I say "Four again."
He asks again "How many beaks do they have?".
I answer "Two."
Then the guy asks me "Why does a cat have 9 lives?"
I had no idea what he was talking about, "I don't know".
His reply, "Why do you know so much about cock and so little about pussy?"
My buddy walks up to me in a bar and says "Two roosters are sitting on a fence... How many feet do they have?".
I answer him, "Four."
He asks back "How many eyes do they have?"
I say "Four again."
He asks again "How many beaks do they have?".
I answer "Two."
Then the guy asks me "Why does a cat have 9 lives?"
I had no idea what he was talking about, "I don't know".
His reply, "Why do you know so much about cock and so little about pussy?"
"Reality is an illusion, albeit a persistent one." -- Albert Einstein
