Best Timeless AFK Excuses
lol my batteries really have died in mid raid...
My favorite has to be
"brb...(pause) ahh FUCK it my wife just walked in wearing nothing but our pink leopard handcuffs... AFK 10 min maybe less"
ohh and
"Fuck my wife just caught me d/l more porn... brb restarting comp"
"grinding wife faction.. taking wifes grandmother to mcdonalds for dinner"
i'll try to member more :-0
My favorite has to be
"brb...(pause) ahh FUCK it my wife just walked in wearing nothing but our pink leopard handcuffs... AFK 10 min maybe less"
ohh and
"Fuck my wife just caught me d/l more porn... brb restarting comp"
"grinding wife faction.. taking wifes grandmother to mcdonalds for dinner"
i'll try to member more :-0
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Hah! Wife faction! If it were only so easy. Faction implies that once you get to exalted, you're done. It's more like wife honor. Honor decays every week so the only way to have a good ranking with the wife is to constantly do the honor grind. The coefficient of decay depends on how high maintenance she is!Tahiti wrote:... grinding wife faction ...
Non-misogyny notice: This goes for both genders, btw.
Rejar wrote:Hah! Wife faction! If it were only so easy. Faction implies that once you get to exalted, you're done. It's more like wife honor. Honor decays every week so the only way to have a good ranking with the wife is to constantly do the honor grind. The coefficient of decay depends on how high maintenance she is!
Non-misogyny notice: This goes for both genders, btw.
So if you grind all the way to Grand Marshal/ High Warlord, what is your reward? Epic nookies?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=691B4GtdlKMDaiji wrote:Um... WoW has a time and a place, and for me, the bedroom is not one of them.