March 14th

Daemonsaed · Post by **Daemonsaed** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:28 am

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

Daiji · Post by **Daiji** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:34 am

Someone should put this up on the realm forums.

/edit, I volunteer if no one else has already.

roina · Post by **roina** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:37 am

Ah that is some great stuff. Do it Daji!

Daiji · Post by **Daiji** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:57 am

Daemonsaed · Post by **Daemonsaed** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:15 am

I wish I could take credit for this but no...a coworker emailed it to me

Killtacular · Post by **Killtacular** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:26 pm

I approve of this idea.

pezcore · Post by **pezcore** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:04 pm

i always thought Steak and BJ day was March 21'st ?

which happens to be the day before my birthday, its like having your Bday on Xmas day

Steak and BJ day has been around for quite awhile

thx for reading this post

Tahiti · Post by **Tahiti** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:25 pm

rofl....